This week's Guru Pick
Gary Payton
$40⅛ ozAdd to bag
Built by a Veteran.Grown by a Family.
THC flower from our own greenhouse in Apopka, plus edibles, drinks and vapes. Our online dispensary ships discreetly to adults 21+, or pick up at any of our 6 stores.Any strain of THC flower, $40 an eighth. Our online dispensary ships discreetly to adults 21+, or pick up at 6 stores.
New here? 20% off your first order of $25+
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Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 10,000+ reviews
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225,000+orders shipped
75,000+customers
2016founded
Ships the same day, free on $100 or more. Order by 2 PM ET Mon–Fri (12 PM Sat). Under $100, shipping from $6.50. Delivery days for your state
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Most-loved this month.
Juicy J
“The quantity was phenomenal. The quality was exceptional.”
$40⅛ oz
THC Gummies 60 mg
¼ gummy (15 mg) to start, wait 2 hours.
$45
Sample Pack - High Tolerance
$35pre-rolls
THC Gummies 10 mg
¼ piece or less to start, wait 2 hours.
$2010 ct
THC Live Rosin
$45
THC Gummies 30 mg
¼ piece or less to start, wait 2 hours.
$4510 ct
THC Diamonds
$401 GRAM
THC Premium Hash
$301 Gram
Stoned N' Chunky Cookie 250 mg
¼ piece or less to start, wait 2 hours.
$12
We ship to 49 states, Washington DC, Puerto Rico and U.S. territories. Not Idaho right now. See the map
- Adults 21+ only. You confirm your age at checkout.
- Discreet box and billing. Plain box, no product labels. Shows as POB Ventures or Chronic Guru on your statement.
- Secure checkout Cards we accept:
- Every batch third-party lab-tested. Lab results (COAs)
- 100% satisfaction guarantee. Not happy? Contact us within 30 days and we'll make it right.
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Flower pricing
Every strain. One price.
Pick any strain on the menu. The size sets the price, never the name on the jar.
⅛ oz$40
¼ oz$70Save $10
½ oz$135Save $25Ships free
1 oz$250Save $70Ships free
7 strains on the menu now · 24–31% THC · Strongest first
Build a Bundle
Any 4 strains. ¼ oz each.
Mix any 4 strains, ¼ oz each, for $265: $15 less than four quarters, plus a free pre-roll and free standard shipping.
Start your bundlePre-roll packs
Mix any 3, save 10%. Any 5 or more, save 20%.
$12.99 each, $11.69 in a 3‑pack, $10.39 each for 5 or more.
Pat O’Brien, veteran and CEO
Our story
Three generations of growing.
The know-how goes back three generations; Chronic Guru has been family-run since 2016. We grow our cannabis in our own greenhouse in Apopka, Florida, and make our edibles in-house.
In their words.
4.9out of 5
Average of all 12,234 reviews on our product pages.
“Quick, discrete packaging with no smell. Product was fresh and very good. Highly recommend!”
Ryan W.Verified buyerCaribbean Breeze · Sep 2026“You don't keep enough on hand. The last 5 times I ordered you were out.”
David M.Verified buyerTHC Premium Hash · Aug 2026“Pretty smooth and easy to smoke. The effects are nice and balanced, nothing too crazy. Overall, it’s a solid one.”
Verified buyerUnicorn Candy · Sep 2026
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Where we ship, delivery and pickup.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to 49 states, Washington DC, Puerto Rico and U.S. territories. We can’t ship to Idaho right now. See the map.
When will my order arrive?
Orders by 2 PM ET Mon–Fri (12 PM Sat) ship the same day. Delivery days depend on your state and on Standard or Priority. Choose your state under Do we ship to you? to see its usual days, or see days by state. Free shipping on orders of $100 or more. Under $100: Standard from $6.50 or Priority from $12.75.
What if something is missing or damaged?
Report it within 72 hours of delivery: contact us. Our returns policy has the details.
Can I pick up at a store instead?
Yes. Choose your pickup store: Apopka, DeLand, Orlando or Sanford in Florida, or Durham or Winston-Salem in North Carolina.
Pick up in store
Six stores. Come say hi.
Order here, then pick up at the store you choose.
