This week's Guru Pick
Lizard Burger
$40⅛ ozAdd to bag
Built by a Veteran.Grown by a Family.
THC flower from our own grows in Florida and North Carolina, plus edibles, drinks and vapes. Our online dispensary ships discreetly to adults 21+, or pick up at any of our 6 stores.Any strain of THC flower, $40 an eighth. Our online dispensary ships discreetly to adults 21+, or pick up at 6 stores.
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Rated 4.9 out of 5 from 10,000+ reviews
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225,000+orders shipped
75,000+customers
2016founded
Ships the same day, free on $100 or more. Order by 2 PM ET Mon–Fri (12 PM Sat). Under $100, shipping from $6.50. Delivery days for your state
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Most-loved this month.
Sample Pack - High Tolerance
$35pre-rolls
THC Live Rosin
$45
THC Afghan Hash
$301 Gram
THC Diamonds
$401 GRAM
THC Iced Tea
$530MG
We ship to 49 states, Washington DC, Puerto Rico and U.S. territories. Not Idaho right now. See the map
- Adults 21+ only. You confirm your age at checkout.
- Discreet box and billing. Plain box, no product labels. Shows as POB Ventures or Chronic Guru on your statement.
- Secure checkout Cards we accept:
- Every batch third-party lab-tested. Lab results (COAs)
- 100% satisfaction guarantee. Not happy? Contact us within 30 days and we'll make it right.
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Flower pricing
Every strain. One price.
Pick any strain on the menu. The size sets the price, never the name on the jar.
⅛ oz$40
¼ oz$70Save $10
½ oz$135Save $25Ships free
1 oz$250Save $70Ships free
7 strains on the menu now · 22–32% THC · Strongest first
Build a Bundle
Any 4 strains. ¼ oz each.
Four quarters for $265. Right now 3 strains have ¼ oz online: pick any of them more than once, or check a store with Pick up.
Start your bundlePre-roll packs
Mix any 3, save 10%. Any 5 or more, save 20%.
$12.99 each, $11.69 in a 3‑pack, $10.39 each for 5 or more.
Pat O’Brien, veteran and CEO
Our story
Three generations of growing.
The know-how goes back three generations; Chronic Guru has been family-run since 2016. We grow our cannabis and make our edibles in-house. We have grows and manufacturing in Florida and North Carolina.
In their words.
4.9out of 5
Average of all 12,385 reviews on our product pages.
“Quick, discrete packaging with no smell. Product was fresh and very good. Highly recommend!”
Ryan W.Verified buyerCaribbean Breeze · Sep 2026“A good high for a good bargin. Lasts a couple hours and the tastes are amazing!”
Matthew M.Verified buyerSample Pack - High Tolerance · May 2026“I would say that this is perfect for beginners to once in an awhile smokers.”
Verified buyerLizard Burger · Sep 2026
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Where we ship, delivery and pickup.
Do you ship to my state?
We ship to 49 states, Washington DC, Puerto Rico and U.S. territories. We can’t ship to Idaho right now. See the map.
When will my order arrive?
Orders by 2 PM ET Mon–Fri (12 PM Sat) ship the same day. Delivery days depend on your state and on Standard or Priority. Choose your state under Do we ship to you? to see its usual days, or see days by state. Free shipping on orders of $100 or more. Under $100: Standard from $6.50 or Priority from $12.75.
What if something is missing or damaged?
Report it within 72 hours of delivery: contact us. Our returns policy has the details.
Can I pick up at a store instead?
Yes. Choose your pickup store: Apopka, DeLand, Orlando or Sanford in Florida, or Durham or Winston-Salem in North Carolina.
Pick up in store
Six stores. Come say hi.
Order here, then pick up at the store you choose.
