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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Absecon, New Jersey

Nestled in the heart of Absecon, New Jersey, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings a unique blend of tradition and innovation to the local community. As proud stewards of our land, our cannabis is farm-direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring that each product is meticulously cultivated.

Our small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers signify quality, while our edibles, crafted from scratch and third-party lab tested, promise safety and excellence. In Absecon, known for its proximity to the serene settings of Wildlife Management Area and the warmth of its community gatherings, we strive to be more than just a dispensary.

Embracing values close to residents’ hearts, we deliver cannabis discreetly to your door without the need for a medical card, bringing legal access to those over 21. Chronic Guru, owned by an American Veteran and his family, channels a significant portion of proceeds towards keeping cannabis legal in Absecon. With a commitment to 100% organic products free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides, we aim to earn your trust.

While our mission is not perfect, our dedication to customer-focused service drives us to continually enhance our products and knowledge. Join us in supporting local culture and a flourishing future for cannabis in Absecon.

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