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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Alabaster, Alabama

Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to serve the vibrant community of Alabaster, Alabama, where heritage and modern living intersect. With the lush landscape of Buck Creek Trail as a backdrop and the Southern charm that’s ever-present, Alabaster locals can now experience premium, organic cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to their doorsteps—no medical card required.

At Chronic Guru, we offer only the finest farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower, ensuring our small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers are the talk of the town. Our delightful edibles are crafted from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to ensure the highest quality. And because we care deeply about Alabaster’s future, a substantial portion of our proceeds is dedicated to maintaining cannabis legality in your city.

Owned by an American veteran and his family, Chronic Guru prioritizes customer-focused service, continually enhancing our products, knowledge, and delivery processes. We take pride in providing cannabis that is 100% organic and free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides. Whether you’re soaking up the sun at Veterans Park or enjoying local bites, know that Chronic Guru is here to enrich your community. Join the movement—must be 21+ to order.

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