Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Alafaya, Florida
Nestled in the vibrant community of Alafaya, Florida, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is your trusted source for farm-direct, premium cannabis. Here, you can enjoy the convenience of having our high-quality products delivered discreetly to your doorstep, no medical card required. Proudly owned by an American Veteran and his family, we are deeply rooted in cultivating trust and excellence in every interaction with our neighbors.
Alafaya is known for its close-knit community spirit and the warmth of local gatherings, from exploring the scenic spots along Econlockhatchee River to enjoying the flavors of popular local eateries. In this dynamic environment, Chronic Guru stands out by offering organically-grown, pesticide-free cannabis curated by a third-generation grower.
Our small-batch, slow-cured flower highlights high terpene profiles, and our edibles, always made from scratch, undergo rigorous third-party testing to ensure safety and quality. A significant portion of our proceeds supports efforts to keep cannabis legal in Florida. Although we are not perfect, we’re committed to continuously enhancing our products, knowledge, and customer service, thriving on community feedback and trust.
