Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Alameda, California
Nestled in the vibrant heart of Alameda, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a trusted member of the community, seamlessly blending the local spirit with exceptional cannabis offerings. Alameda, known for its historic charm and scenic waterfront views, is a place where residents relish diverse cultural experiences and the celebrated flavors of local eateries.
At Chronic Guru, we epitomize that warm sense of community with our farm-direct cannabis, cultivated by a third-generation grower. Our pride lies in producing small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower, ensuring superior quality. Every product, from artisan edibles made from scratch to organic, pesticide-free herbs, undergoes meticulous 3rd party testing.
Cannabis enthusiasts can enjoy our discreet delivery service without a medical card (21+), knowing their purchase supports the legal cannabis front in Alameda. Veteran-owned and family-operated, we prioritize customer satisfaction, continuously refining our products and service. Though not perfect, we remain steadfast in our dedication to keeping cannabis a legal and celebrated part of Alameda life.
