Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Alameda, Florida
Nestled within the vibrant community of Alameda, Florida, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is weaving itself into the local fabric, offering a unique service that combines quality, convenience, and community spirit. Imagine enjoying a relaxing afternoon at the scenic Alameda Wharf Park, embracing the gentle Gulf breezes, knowing that premium cannabis products can be discreetly delivered right to your doorstep without the need for a medical card.
Chronic Guru takes pride in being the farm-to-doorstep service, with products directly sourced from a third-generation grower. Our small-batch, slow-cured cannabis flowers boast high terpene levels, ensuring a delightful sensory experience. Every edible is crafted from scratch, passing rigorous third-party lab tests to assure quality and safety. We’re dedicated to sustainability and purity, offering 100% organic products without preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru embodies trust and integrity. We give back by allocating a significant portion of our proceeds toward keeping cannabis legal in Alameda, securing this choice for future generations. Our commitment to continual improvement guarantees that each visit or delivery enhances our service and deepens our connection with you. Whether you’re exploring Alameda’s lively dining scene, renowned for its fresh seafood and friendly atmosphere, or seeking the perfect product to complement your serene beach getaway, Chronic Guru stands ready to serve you with unparalleled dedication. Those 21 and over are warmly invited to join our journey—experience the Chrysalis of cannabis that is seamlessly interwoven with Alameda’s rich cultural tapestry.
