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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Alsip, Illinois

Located in the vibrant community of Alsip, Illinois, Chronic Guru Dispensary prides itself on being much more than just a cannabis delivery service—it’s a part of the local fabric. Nestled within the southwest suburbs of Chicago, Alsip is known for its rich heritage and local favorites like the popular Alsip MiniMill Museum, showcasing the proud history of this tight-knit community. At Chronic Guru, we’re committed to enhancing the Alsip experience, legally delivering premium cannabis right to your doorstep—no medical card needed.

We offer a farm-to-consumer experience with cannabis grown by a third-generation cultivator, ensuring top-quality, small-batch, slow-cured flower rich in terpenes. Our edibles, crafted from scratch, are 3rd party lab-tested for quality. Customers aged 21 and over can trust that our products are 100% organic, free from preservatives and pesticides.

Chronic Guru is veteran-owned and family-operated, emphasizing community involvement by contributing proceeds to maintaining cannabis legalization in Alsip. While we continually seek ways to improve, our focus remains on providing exceptional service and enriching the Alsip lifestyle.

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