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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Arroyo Grande, California

Nestled in the vibrant community of Arroyo Grande, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is dedicated to serving our neighbors with the utmost care and quality. Known for its charming small-town feel, Arroyo Grande offers rich cultural attractions such as the annual Strawberry Festival and its beloved heritage house, the Victorian Porter House. Chronic Guru enhances this local charm by delivering high-quality cannabis products directly and discreetly to your doorstep, no medical card required, for residents aged 21 and over.

Our cannabis is farm direct, crafted by a 3rd generation grower who takes pride in producing small batch, slow cured, high terpene flower. Our offerings don’t stop there; all our edibles are made from scratch and rigorously 3rd party lab tested to ensure purity and potency. As an American Veteran-owned business committed to the Arroyo Grande community, a significant portion of our proceeds supports efforts to keep cannabis legal in the area.

Emphasizing quality and safety, our products are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, setting a high standard for cannabis in Arroyo Grande. While we strive for perfection, we remain focused on continually enhancing our products, knowledge, and customer service. Chronic Guru is not just a dispensary; it is a part of the vibrant fabric of Arroyo Grande, serving the community with pride and uncompromising quality.

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