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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in August, California

Nestled in the heart of August, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings the essence of community and quality to the Golden State. In a place celebrated for its serene beauty and rich cultural tapestry, our service stands out by offering residents legally delivered, farm-direct cannabis, all without the need for a medical card. Our connection to this community runs deep, with a commitment to sustainability and quality resonant with local values. We take pride in sourcing our cannabis directly from a 3rd generation grower, ensuring each flower is slow-cured and rich in terpenes.

All our small-batch products are 100% organic, crafted without preservatives, additives, or pesticides. You’ll find our edibles are as delightful as local delicacies, entirely made from scratch and 3rd party lab tested. Owned by an American Veteran and family, we channel proceeds back into maintaining cannabis legality in August, California, reinforcing our deep community roots. While we strive for perfection, our dedication to customer-focused service and continuous improvement is unwavering. For those aged 21+, our discreet delivery service ensures exceptional cannabis arrives swiftly and securely, inviting you to be part of our extended Chronic Guru family.

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