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COA’s

At Chronic Guru, we’re committed to total transparency and quality. Every product you see on our shelves undergoes comprehensive third-party lab testing. This independent verification ensures our cannabis is free from contaminants and accurately labeled with cannabinoid and terpene profiles.


Why COAs Are Important

  • Verified Potency
    A Certificate of Analysis breaks down each product’s cannabinoid concentrations (THC, CBD, and more). You always know exactly how strong your purchase is.
  • Safety & Quality
    Our labs screen for residual solvents, pesticides, heavy metals, and microbial contaminants. This ensures our products are both potent and clean.
  • Peace of Mind
    We want you to feel confident about what you’re consuming. With third-party testing, you can trust that our labels match what’s really inside every strain or edible.

Our Labs

We partner with reputable, ISO-accredited laboratories that specialize in cannabis testing. They use industry-standard methods—such as High-Performance Liquid Chromatography (HPLC) for cannabinoid analysis—guaranteeing consistent, accurate results.

Highlights of what our labs check for:

  • Cannabinoids – THC, THCa, CBD, CBG, and more
  • Terpenes – The aromatic compounds that influence flavor and effects
  • Contaminants – Heavy metals (e.g., lead, mercury), mold, mildew, microbes
  • Pesticides – Ensuring chemical residues are below safe thresholds

How It Works

  1. Sample Collection: Our team gathers a representative sample from each batch.
  2. Third-Party Testing: Samples go to one of our approved labs.
  3. Detailed Report: After analysis, the lab issues a Certificate of Analysis, verifying potency and purity.

Our Guarantee

We believe in full transparency. If a product doesn’t meet our quality standards—or a COA flags an issue—we immediately remove it from sale and investigate the batch. We stand by every product we sell, so you can shop with total confidence.


Have Questions?

We understand the science behind cannabis can sometimes feel overwhelming. If you need help interpreting your product’s COA or have any other questions, we’re here to help:


Product COA’s Begin Here:

Live Rosin Disposables:

10MG Strawberry Gummies

10MG Green Apple Gummies 

Hash Burger

Permanent Marker Page 1
Permanent Marker Page 2

Lemon Cherry Gelato

High Octane Mintz 1

High Octane Mintz 2

Cookies & Cream

Pinnacle Page 1

Pinnacle Page 2

Mac 1

Rose Gold

Apple Sauce Page 1

Apple Sauce Page 2

White Walker 2024

30MG Pina Gummies PG 1

30MG Pina Gummies PG 2

Arnold Palmer

Grape Gelato

Venom OG

Gelato Cake

Bubble Bath Oreos

Purple Rhino

Zebra Stripes

Purple Gelonade

Candy Gelato

Purple Runtz

Strawberry Cooler

Panana Punch

Tangerine Dream

Sunset Fire
Mochi

Lambo

Bubblegum Runtz

Rainbow Bar

Stoned and Chunky

Meteorites

Northern Lights Cart

Pineapple Express Cart

Tropic Cookies Cart

Blue Dream Cart

Granddaddy Purp Cart

Guava

White Runtz

Super Boof

Garlic Breath

Moonrocks

Rullay

Peanut Butter Oreo

Truffle Burger

Almond Mochi

Michigan Purp

Triple Blue Haze

D9 Watermelon 10MG

D9 Strawberry 10MG

D9 Blue Raspberry 10MG

1992022DDB0000473 Watermelon Squares 10mg D9

272022DVB0000215 Green Apple Squares 50mg CBD

21-013004-0001 Wild Berry Domes

2282022LJB0000491 Blue Raspberry Square 50mg D8

2372022EJB0000520 Strawberry Squares 50mg D8

12352022GLB0000513 Pink Lemonade Squares 25mg CBD

Peanut Butter Nugget

600MG Space Rope

60MG Gummies

30MG Gummy

30MG Tea

60MG Tea

90MG Tea

150MG Tea

30MG Lemonade

60MG Lemonade

90MG Lemonade

30MG Gummies

10MG Gummies

30MG Fruit Punch

60MG Fruit Punch

90MG Fruit Punch

150MG Fruit Punch

Green Tea 30MG

Green Tea 60MG

Green Tea 90MG

Green Tea 150MG

Chemora

Sunset Sherbet

Blue Rhino

Truffle Burger

Orange Shortbread

Orangutan Titties

Diamonds

150MG Mango Lemonade

60MG Mango Lemonade

Divine Banana

Cannoli Cookie

Cereal Milk

Pink Lemonade 30

Pink Lemonade 60

Pink Lemonade 90

Pink Lemonade 150

Modified Grapes

Purple Rhino

Live Rosin

Petrol Pie

Shatter

Blackberry Skunk

Jealousy Runtz

Donny Burger

Cannadough Bites

White Truffle

Mendo Breath

Mimosa

Zaza Brownie

Plat Purple Cookies

Tropicana Cookies

Tropicana Cherry Cookies

Gary Payton

Dante’s Inferno

Kush Mints

Koko Puffs 

Wedding Cake

Trainwreck

Girl Scout Cookies

Gelato

Master Kush

Blueberry Jam

Arnold Palmer

Grape Gelato

Venom OG

Gelato Cake

Bubble Bath

Oreos

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