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Is This Legal?
Yes! Our products are fully compliant with state and federal laws, allowing us to offer high-quality THC products without the need for a medical card. We’ve worked closely with legal experts to ensure everything we produce is potent, enjoyable, and 100% legal.
How Are We Different from Medical Dispensaries?
Absolutely nothing—except for the department we’re licensed under. Our products are the same high quality you’d find at medical marijuana facilities, often at a better price. We’re a farm-direct, veteran/family-owned business, making small-batch, organic products with lab tests you can verify yourself. Made with love and care.
Will These THC Products Get Me High?
Definitely! Our small-batch THC products are crafted to deliver full effects. Whether you\'re seeking relaxation, creativity, or an uplifting experience, you’ll feel the potency and consistency our products are known for.
How Do I Know Your Products Are Safe?
All of our products are small-batch, organic, and free from pesticides, herbicides, and heavy metals. Each batch is 3rd party lab-tested for purity and potency. You can check the lab results for every product to see exactly what you\'re getting.
Why Choose Chronic Guru?
We’re a veteran and family-owned small business, focused on providing top-quality cannabis products. A portion of every purchase goes toward supporting cannabis legalization efforts. By choosing us, you’re supporting a movement for safe, legal access to cannabis.
Delivery & Returns
We offer free, discreet delivery on orders over $100 and a no-hassle 30-day return policy for unopened products. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll make it right.
- Discreet Shipping: Your privacy is our priority.
- No Med Card Required: No medical card? No problem.
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- Guaranteed Purity: We guarantee no added terpenes, cannabinoids, or pesticides—just pure, untouched cannabis as nature intended, fully compliant with state and federal law. Quality you can trust.
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Where we ship!
Our products are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. We ship this product to the states in green. Please check out our other products if your state is not on this list.
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