Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Birch Bay, Washington
Nestled in the enchanting coastal haven of Birch Bay, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery seamlessly blends with the community’s spirit of leisure and natural beauty. Known for its inviting beaches and breathtaking sunsets, Birch Bay offers locals and visitors an intimate connection with nature—a sentiment that resonates deeply with Chronic Guru’s dedication to purity and quality.
Our discreet and legal cannabis delivery service brings the essence of our farm directly to your door, no medical card required. As a third-generation grower, we pride ourselves on cultivating small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers—all harvested and processed with care and precision.
Our edibles are crafted from scratch, ensuring 100% organic ingredients without preservatives, additives, or pesticides, and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to guarantee quality.
Owned by an American veteran and his family, Chronic Guru is committed not only to providing superior products but also to preserving cannabis legality in Birch Bay, with a significant portion of proceeds dedicated to this cause. We aren’t perfect, but our unwavering focus on customer satisfaction and continuous improvement reflects our genuine care for the community we proudly serve.
Experience the Chronic Guru difference, where farm-direct excellence meets the tranquil charm of Birch Bay. Must be 21+.
