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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Birmingham, Michigan

Nestled in the heart of Birmingham, Michigan, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is deeply connected to the vibrant community it serves. Known for its bustling downtown with chic boutiques and the serene beauty of Shain Park, Birmingham prides itself on a unique blend of culture and innovation, which reflects our ethos. As a trusted part of this community, Chronic Guru offers farm-direct cannabis from a 3rd generation grower, ensuring premium quality without the need for a medical card. Our pride extends to small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flowers, and edibles crafted from scratch, each 100% organic and meticulously 3rd party lab-tested.

With a commitment to preserving Birmingham’s cannabis-friendly environment, a substantial portion of our proceeds supports local legalization efforts. Owned by an American Veteran and family, we prioritize customer focus, continually refining our products and services. Discreet delivery for those 21 and older ensures ease, with all products free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Chronic Guru embodies reliability and community dedication, enhancing Birmingham’s modern ethos.

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