Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery

Shop By Category

Order online or pick up locally at one of our dispensaries – No Medical Card Required*

Shop By Popular Effects

View all effects

Creative

Aroused

Energetic

Euphoric

Focused

Sleepy

As seen on

Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

View All Locations

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

Explore all strains

Strain Types

Strains by Feeling*

Strains By Flavor and Aroma*

Strains By Cannabinoid

*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Bladensburg, Maryland

Nestled in the heart of Bladensburg, Maryland, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a provider of premium cannabis products—it’s a part of the community. Known for its rich history, Bladensburg offers the charm of the Anacostia River and cultural touchstones such as the Bladensburg Waterfront Park.

At Chronic Guru, we embrace this local spirit by delivering top-quality cannabis directly and discreetly to your door, no medical card required. As a 100% organic operation, we promise farm-direct flowers from a third-generation grower, ensuring each batch is small, slow-cured, and rich in terpenes. Our edibles are crafted from scratch and rigorously tested by third-party labs to ensure the highest quality.

Owned by an American veteran and his family, we are deeply committed to the community, investing a significant portion of our proceeds to keep cannabis legal in Bladensburg. Customers aged 21+ can trust in our dedication to relentless improvement and customer satisfaction.

Browse

Want to chat?

Social

Looking for the Best Weed in Bladensburg, Maryland?

Shop By Category

Flower

Pre-Rolls

Edibles

Extracts

Drinks

Vapes