Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery

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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Blooming Grove, New York

Located in the heart of Blooming Grove, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a cannabis provider—it’s a proud member of the community. Nestled near the picturesque landscapes of Schunnemunk Mountain and the idyllic beauty of the Blooming Grove hike trails, Chronic Guru offers residents the convenience of legally delivering premium cannabis products directly and discreetly to their doors, with no medical card required.

Our cannabis is farm-direct from a third-generation grower, emphasizing our commitment to organic, high-quality marijuana. We specialize in small batch, slow-cured, high terpene flowers, ensuring the unique character and flavor profile of our products. Additionally, all our edibles are made from scratch and 3rd-party lab tested for purity and safety.

Founded and owned by an American veteran and his family, we invest a significant portion of our proceeds into keeping cannabis legal in Blooming Grove. With zero preservatives, additives, or pesticides, our offerings cater to those 21 and older who value health-conscious alternatives. While we strive for perfection, our true distinction lies in our customer-focused approach, constantly evolving our products, knowledge, and service to better connect with the Blooming Grove community.

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