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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Bloomington, Minnesota

Nestled in the vibrant city of Bloomington, Minnesota, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery extends a warm invitation to explore its exceptional range of cannabis products. Known for embracing its community’s dynamic culture, Bloomington is celebrated for attractions like the Mall of America and its thriving arts scene. Chronic Guru adds to this by offering customers a unique, farm-direct cannabis experience, proudly stewarded by a third-generation grower and American Veteran family.

Gone are the days of needing a medical card, as our top-tier cannabis can now be delivered directly and discreetly to your doorstep if you’re 21 or older. Each product, from our small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower to our meticulously crafted edibles, is 100% organic, free from additives, and thoroughly lab-tested for purity.

We channel a significant portion of proceeds to support the legalization movement within Bloomington, ensuring you’re part of a sustainable and socially conscious initiative. Though not perfect, our commitment to customer satisfaction drives us to continually enhance our products and services, nurturing trust and ongoing connection within this beloved community.

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