Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Calumet City, Illinois
Nestled in the heart of Calumet City, Illinois, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings an unparalleled cannabis experience directly to your doorstep.
Rooted in the rich cultural tapestry of this close-knit community, known for its vibrant parks and local charm, Chronic Guru provides a legal and convenient solution for those aged 21 and over, with no medical card required. Our cannabis is farm direct, expertly cultivated by a third-generation grower to ensure the highest quality. We pride ourselves on delivering small batch, slow-cured, high terpene flower, along with scratch-made edibles that are third-party lab tested for purity and potency.
Rest assured, our products are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides. A large portion of our proceeds is reinvested into keeping cannabis legal in Calumet City, nurturing the community we cherish. Owned by an American Veteran and family, we are committed to continuously improving customer satisfaction, product quality, and knowledge.
Discover the tranquility of Calumet City while enjoying the trusted, discreet service Chronic Guru provides, making cannabis an integral part of local life, just like the beloved local eateries and cultural landmarks that define this charming city.
