Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Calumet Park, Illinois

Nestled in the heart of Calumet Park, Illinois, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a cannabis provider—it’s a proud member of your community. Known for its vibrant parks and the local charm of the annual festival at Calumet City Park, this area holds a special place in our hearts.

At Chronic Guru, we bring the farm to your doorstep with legally deliverable cannabis products that require no medical card. As a veteran-owned family business, our cannabis is farm-direct from a third-generation grower, emphasizing small-batch, slow-cured, and high-terpene flower. Our edibles are entirely from scratch, 3rd party lab-tested, ensuring they’re 100% organic and free from preservatives or pesticides.

We’re committed to keeping cannabis legal in Calumet Park, donating a substantial portion of our proceeds to this cause. Serving those aged 21 and over, our focus is on consistent improvement in our products and service—always aspiring to earn your trust.