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Meteorites

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Is This Legal?

Yes! Our products are fully compliant with state and federal laws, allowing us to offer high-quality THC products without the need for a medical card. We’ve worked closely with legal experts to ensure everything we produce is potent, enjoyable, and 100% legal.

How Are We Different from Medical Dispensaries?

Absolutely nothing—except for the department we’re licensed under. Our products are the same high quality you’d find at medical marijuana facilities, often at a better price. We’re a farm-direct, veteran/family-owned business, making small-batch, organic products with lab tests you can verify yourself. Made with love and care.

Will These THC Products Get Me High?

Definitely! Our small-batch THC products are crafted to deliver full effects. Whether you\'re seeking relaxation, creativity, or an uplifting experience, you’ll feel the potency and consistency our products are known for.

How Do I Know Your Products Are Safe?

All of our products are small-batch, organic, and free from pesticides, herbicides, and heavy metals. Each batch is 3rd party lab-tested for purity and potency. You can check the lab results for every product to see exactly what you\'re getting.

Why Choose Chronic Guru?

We’re a veteran and family-owned small business, focused on providing top-quality cannabis products. A portion of every purchase goes toward supporting cannabis legalization efforts. By choosing us, you’re supporting a movement for safe, legal access to cannabis.

Delivery & Returns

We offer free, discreet delivery on orders over $100 and a no-hassle 30-day return policy for unopened products. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll make it right.

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  • Guaranteed Purity: We guarantee no added terpenes, cannabinoids, or pesticides—just pure, untouched cannabis as nature intended, fully compliant with state and federal law. Quality you can trust.

A meteorite is a solid piece of debris from an object, such as a comet, asteroid, or meteoroid, that originates in outer space and survives its passage through the atmosphere to reach the surface of a planet or moon. These are not your average THC moon rocks.

Our Chronic Guru meteorites, are dense, sticky objects that once smoked will cause a torrent of cannabinoids to rain throughout your endocannabinoid systems.

After smoking you will quickly realize how relaxed you are, your mood improved, laughter will fill the air. These thick, rich, THC-drenched buds, smothered in CBG kief will have you feeling right. At 53.3% THC these are not for the light of heart.

Consuming your Meteorites

We recommend using a pipe or one hitter for consuming Meteorites; we further recommend that you dedicate one specific pipe specifically for consuming these. These are the same recommendations we have for our normal moon rocks. There are two reasons for this:

  • Meteorites are designed for all-day sessions, so your pipe will be occupied and ready to fire up when desired
  • Your pipe will develop a unique flavor and coating which can enhance future Meteorite sessions

Product Highlights

  • Effects: Pain Relief, Euphoria, Stress Relief, Relaxation
  • Type: Indica Hybrid
  • Strength: 53.3%

Suggested Storage

To maintain the state of freshness in which they arrived, we recommend storing your product in the refrigerator or freezer until they are ready for use. If stored in the freezer, remove at least 30 minutes prior to its intended use. This is recommended for any THC moon rocks you buy from us.

Meteorites Shipping Terms & Exclusions

Due to it either being illegal or not explicitly legal according to state laws, this product does not ship to the following states: Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa, Montana, Nevada, North Dakota, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont.

Caution

  • Do not use the product while operating a vehicle or heavy machinery.
  • Use responsibly and keep out of reach of children. 
  •  If you are subject to regular or random drug screening, it is best not to consume this product.
  •  Chronic Guru cannot be held responsible for any individual who consumes this product.
  •  This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
  • Do not use if you are pregnant.

You can find more products on our main page: https://chronicguru.com/cannabinoid/thc/

 

20 reviews for Meteorites

  1. Joseph Burton

    Strong

  2. Joseph Burton

    Sticky

  3. Jessica Wirth-Godfrey

    Astounding! This tops the best real stuff that I have had. The best thing is that I can slap one at the end of a pipe and just take a hit or throughout my day and it is just enough. If I really have a calm night I can mix up some of my favorite buds and smack one of these in the middle. Out flat no matter what I mix in! Only complaint is that they aren’t more available. Understanding this is a product that they make. It would be nice to get a good supply! I pack lasted my partner and I almost 3 weeks. He is a VERY heavy toker. These blew him out of the water. Best bang for your buck!

  4. laloveswag9

    Everything is awesome good stuff will not let you down

  5. destiny

    W

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Yes! Our flower is real cannabis, cultivated to deliver the same effects you expect from top-shelf products at a dispensary. When you smoke, vape, or bake it, you\’ll experience the full benefits of premium cannabis, just like you would with traditional options—without compromising on quality or compliance.

Our cannabis is fully federally compliant and meets legal guidelines because it is sold in its natural state. The unique properties of the plant are only activated when heat is applied, offering you the full experience, while staying within the boundaries of current federal regulations.

Our flower is dispensary-grade or better. We grow in small batches using organic methods, and every harvest is lab-tested for quality and purity. Expect the same rich flavor, aroma, and potency you\’d find at your favorite dispensary—without the inflated prices or red tape.

Yes. Every product undergoes strict third-party testing in accredited labs to ensure it\’s free from contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and other unwanted elements. You\’ll get a Certificate of Analysis with every product, giving you complete confidence in its safety and quality.

Nope! Anyone 21 or older can shop with us online or in-store. Our products are fully compliant with federal hemp laws, meaning you can enjoy high-quality cannabis without needing a prescription or medical card.

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