Sometimes your weed is ready, your lighter’s in hand… and your pipe has vanished into the void. We’ve all been there. That’s when creativity kicks in. From apples to hot dogs, there’s a whole world of weird things to smoke out of, and some of them work surprisingly well.
We’re talking emergency fixes, stoner MacGyver moments, and oddball contraptions that have (somehow) stood the test of time. Some are edible, some are questionable, and a few are kind of genius.
Quick Disclaimer & Key Takeaways
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This list is meant for fun or last-resort situations—not everyday smoking.
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Avoid using anything that might release toxic fumes, like plastic or foil.
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Food-grade and natural items are generally safer short-term.
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These are all short-term hacks. A real pipe or bong is always the better choice.
1. Apple
A stoner classic that’s sweet, simple, and actually kinda tasty.
How it works: Carve out a bowl on top and a tunnel from the side to meet it. Add a second hole for a carb, and you’re in business.
Pro Tip: Keep the skin on. It helps the whole thing stay firm while you toke.
2. Soda Can
This DIY relic from the high school days still shows up for a reason. It’s fast, familiar, and gets the job done in a pinch.
How it works: Lightly dent the center of the can, poke small holes to form a bowl, and use the drinking hole as your mouthpiece. Add a carb hole on the side.
Not great for regular use—heating aluminum and ink coatings can release nasty stuff.
3. Pen Casing
When your backpack doesn’t have a pipe but does have office supplies, this quick fix might save the day.
How it works: Remove the ink and tip from a pen. Flip the metal tip backward to form a bowl. Inhale through the hollow barrel.
Make sure it’s clean. No one wants to smoke ink fumes.
4. Corn Cob
Surprisingly old-school and kinda charming, the corncob pipe is legit.
How it works: Dry out a corn cob, carve a bowl on one end, and tunnel through the center. Add a wooden or bamboo stem if you’re feeling fancy.
5. Starburst Pipe
Sticky, colorful, and weirdly effective.
How it works: Stack and press Starburst into a thick block. Carve a tunnel across one side and add a bowl on top.
Pro Tip: Freeze it for a few minutes before using to help it hold shape.
6. Hot Dog
Look, desperate times call for questionable meats.
How it works: Run a tunnel lengthwise through the dog and add a bowl hole on top. Yes, it smells. Yes, it actually functions.
Use a cooked one. Raw hot dog hits are not it.
7. Carrot
The produce aisle MVP. Sturdy, clean, and refreshingly smooth.
How it works: Hollow out a chamber through the length of the carrot and carve a small bowl on the top end.
Bonus: No sticky hands like with fruit.
8. Lego Pipe
If you’ve got a box of bricks lying around, get creative.
How it works: Stack a hollow chamber using Lego blocks and attach a real metal bowl or socket if you’ve got one. Inhale through a connected stem piece.
Do not apply flame to the plastic itself. Melted Lego fumes are no joke.
9. Ice Pipe
Simple, cool, and the most refreshing hit on this list.
How it works: Use a silicone mold or carve a pipe from a small ice block. Once it melts, you’re done. Zero cleanup.
Pro Tip: Add mint or citrus to the water before freezing for an extra-chill experience.
10. Pringles Can Gravity Bong
This one rips hard, so brace yourself.
How it works: Cut off the bottom of the can, poke a bowl into the lid, and submerge it in water. Light the bowl as you lift, then inhale the cloud.
Longer can = bigger hit. Use with caution.
Honorable Mentions (But Maybe Don’t…)
These didn’t quite make the main list—but they’re weird enough to deserve a nod. Just know that while they technically work, you might regret trying them.
- Bell Pepper
The shape’s actually perfect. The flavor? Less so. Unless you’re craving veggie terps, maybe skip this salad bowl sesh. - Mini Pumpkin
Surprisingly effective and extremely seasonal. But unless you’re trying to summon the Great Pumpkin, you’re better off with a real pipe. - Bamboo Chopsticks
Snap one, hollow it, and voilà, a makeshift steamroller that screams stoner MacGyver. It works… but looks like you’re doing weed origami.
Final Hit
There’s a long, proud tradition of smokers getting creative when they’re out of gear. These weird smoking tools might not be elegant, but they’re clever, memorable, and weirdly effective.
If you’re going to experiment, stick to safe materials and keep it clean. When possible, grab a proper pipe or bong. That said, if you ever find yourself holding a pack of Starburst in one hand and some green in the other, now you know what to do.
FAQs
Is it safe to smoke out of an apple pipe?
Yes, apple pipes are one of the safest DIY weed smoking options. They’re made from natural materials, don’t release harmful fumes, and even add a hint of flavor to your hit.
Can you actually smoke weed out of candy like Starburst?
Surprisingly, yes—you can mold soft candies like Starburst into a makeshift pipe that works for a session or two. Just keep in mind they melt easily and can get sticky fast, so it’s more of a novelty than a regular method.
Why is smoking from a soda can considered risky?
Soda cans are lined with paint and aluminum coatings that can release toxic fumes when heated. While they’re a classic emergency option, they shouldn’t be your go-to for everyday weed sessions.
What’s the weirdest thing people really use to smoke weed?
It’s a toss-up between a hot dog pipe and a Pringles can gravity bong. Both sound ridiculous, but with the right setup, they actually work—just be ready for a strange taste and a wild story.
What’s the best weird thing to smoke out of if I’m in a pinch?
Fruits and veggies like apples or carrots are your safest bet. They’re easy to carve, non-toxic, and give you a clean, surprisingly smooth smoke.
