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Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie

$12.00

Stoned N’ Chunky: 250 mg chocolate chip cookies, perfectly sweet and powerfully potent.

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Chronic Guru Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie – The Classic Cookie, Elevated

Rediscover the iconic chocolate chip cookie with Chronic Guru’s Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie, a nostalgic treat infused with 250 mg of THC. Baked to golden perfection, this cookie delivers a comforting crunch and perfectly sweet chocolate experience. Whether enjoyed solo or shared with friends, it’s a delectable combination of classic flavor and potent effects.


Product Highlights

  • Dosage: 250 mg THC per cookie
  • Flavor: Rich, premium chocolate with a golden-baked crunch
  • Texture: Soft and chewy with a satisfying bite
  • Occasion: Perfect for relaxation, gatherings, or a classic solo treat
  • Key Features: All-natural ingredients, potent effects, and classic nostalgia

Why Choose Stoned N’ Chunky?

  1. Perfectly Balanced Flavor
    Relish the rich, sweet taste of premium chocolate chips paired with a satisfying crunch. Every cookie is baked to golden perfection, delivering an irresistible treat.

  2. Powerful 250 mg Potency
    Infused with 250 mg of THC, this cookie provides a potent, consistent experience ideal for seasoned enthusiasts or as a shareable treat.

  3. Versatile and Delicious
    Enjoy it as a comforting solo snack or elevate any gathering by sharing the joy of Stoned N’ Chunky. It’s a dessert that fits every occasion.

  4. All-Natural Ingredients
    Crafted with the finest, all-natural ingredients, this cookie offers a clean, flavorful experience you can feel good about.

  5. Perfect for Any Occasion
    Whether you’re relaxing at home, celebrating with friends, or indulging in a late-night treat, the Stoned N’ Chunky cookie is always a great choice.


How to Enjoy the Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie

  • Start Small: If you’re new to edibles, begin with a smaller portion to gauge your tolerance.
  • Pair It: Enjoy with milk, coffee, or your favorite beverage for the ultimate classic treat.
  • Share the Fun: Perfect for social events or as a thoughtful gift for cannabis enthusiasts.

Frequently Asked Questions

How much THC is in the cookie?
Each cookie contains 250 mg of THC, offering a potent and enjoyable edible experience.

Is this cookie suitable for beginners?
Yes! Beginners can start with a small piece to control their dose while savoring the flavor.

What does it taste like?
The Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie features the rich sweetness of premium chocolate chips, perfectly balanced with a golden-baked crunch.

How should I store the cookie?
Store in an airtight container in a cool, dry place to maintain freshness and potency.

When is the best time to enjoy this cookie?
Anytime! It’s perfect for relaxation, gatherings, or as a classic dessert with a twist.


Caution

  • Use Responsibly: Avoid consuming while operating vehicles or heavy machinery.
  • Keep Secure: Store out of reach of children and pets.
  • Drug Screening: If subject to regular testing, avoid consuming this product.
  • Health Advisory: Consult a doctor before use, especially if pregnant, nursing, or managing health conditions.

Bite Into Bliss

Elevate your dessert experience with Chronic Guru’s Stoned N’ Chunky Cookie. Combining nostalgic flavor, comforting texture, and potent effects, this 250 mg treat is a true celebration of the classic chocolate chip cookie.

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