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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Gretna, Louisiana
Nestled in the heart of the vibrant city of Gretna, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a cannabis provider; it’s a community partner. Imagine enjoying a leisurely stroll through Gretna’s famous Gretna Green Blacksmith Shop, then returning home to unwind with our farm-direct cannabis, delivered discreetly to your door without the need for a medical card.
Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we take immense pride in being part of Gretna’s rich tapestry. Our products come directly from our own 3rd generation grower, ensuring organic, preservative-free, and pesticide-free options. Whether it’s our slow-cured, high terpene flower or our from-scratch edibles, each item is 3rd party lab tested for your peace of mind.
Understanding the community’s values, we allocate a portion of our proceeds to supporting the legalization of cannabis in Gretna.
We acknowledge that while we are not perfect, our commitment to customer satisfaction is unwavering. Our team continually refines our products, knowledge, and service to better serve you. It’s time for Gretna residents aged 21 and over to experience the convenience and quality that only Chronic Guru can provide. Welcome to our community!