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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Groves, Texas
In the heart of Groves, Texas, where community spirit intertwines with Southern charm, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a beacon for quality and reliable cannabis products. As the Gulf winds sweep down from Port Neches Park, bringing whispers of local festivals and family get-togethers, Chronic Guru ensures that excellent cannabis experiences are never far from Groves residents. Whether you’re unwinding after a day at the beautiful Tyrrell Park or gathering with friends for some delicious Texas barbecue, you can legally have our farm-direct cannabis delivered discreetly to your door, no medical card required.
Born from a legacy of three generations of growers, we prioritize small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower, ensuring every product reflects our commitment to quality. All our edibles are crafted from scratch and rigorously 3rd party lab tested, demonstrating our dedication to transparency and quality control. Our organic products are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, guaranteeing purity.
Chronic Guru is owned and operated by an American Veteran and his family, embodying values of service and community support. A significant portion of proceeds go toward maintaining the legal status of cannabis in Groves, fostering a supportive environment. We acknowledge we’re not perfect but are intensely customer-focused, continuously enhancing our products, knowledge, and services.
Residents must be 21+ to enjoy our offerings. Come experience a community-centered, family-run service dedicated to enhancing your moments in Groves, Texas.