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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Hermiston, Oregon
Nestled in the heart of Hermiston, Oregon, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to be a part of this vibrant community known for its famous watermelons and the annual Umatilla County Fair. We are excited to offer residents the convenience of having premium cannabis products delivered discreetly to their doorsteps without the requirement of a medical card.
As a farm-direct provider, our cannabis comes from a third-generation grower, ensuring you receive only the finest, small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower. Our edibles are crafted from scratch and meticulously third-party tested, upholding our commitment to quality and safety.
At Chronic Guru, we prioritize organic cultivation techniques, steering clear of preservatives, additives, and pesticides. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we are deeply rooted in serving Hermiston’s community. A substantial portion of our proceeds is dedicated to maintaining cannabis legality in Oregon.
For those aged 21 and over, explore the flavors of Hermiston with peace of mind, knowing you support a local, community-focused business continually striving to enhance its offerings and service. Let us be your trusted partner in enjoying the best that Hermiston and cannabis have to offer.