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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Hilmar-Irwin, California
Nestled in the heart of Hilmar-Irwin, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique experience for the local community, combining quality, convenience, and a sense of heritage. Known for its rich agricultural roots and the annual Hilmar Cheese Festival, this welcoming town values hard work and genuine connections. Chronic Guru mirrors this spirit by delivering farm-direct cannabis, cultivated by a third-generation grower, right to your doorstep.
No medical card is needed, and the process is completely discreet and legal for those 21 and over. We take pride in our small batch, slow-cured, high terpene flower and homemade edibles that are rigorously lab tested. Our 100% organic products contain no preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru reinvests a substantial portion of proceeds into efforts to keep cannabis legal in Hilmar-Irwin.
Although we continually strive for perfection, our unwavering commitment to improving products, enhancing knowledge, and delivering impeccable service sets us apart. Embrace the best of Hilmar-Irwin by choosing Chronic Guru as your trusted cannabis provider.