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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Jeanerette, Louisiana
Nestled in the heart of Jeanerette, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers the community a unique and trusted source for high-quality cannabis products. Proudly owned by an American veteran and his family, Chronic Guru emphasizes community values and connection.
Imagine savoring a leisurely stroll along Jeanerette’s picturesque Bayou Teche, knowing you have access to premium, farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower. Our small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower showcases the essence of quality and our edibles, meticulously made from scratch and third-party lab tested, ensure purity and safety.
At Chronic Guru, we’re deeply committed to sustainable practices. Our products are 100% organic—free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides—delivered discreetly and legally to your doorstep without the need for a medical card. Embracing Jeanerette’s spirit, a significant portion of our proceeds supports keeping cannabis legal in the area. We are continually focused on enhancing our products, knowledge, and service to better meet your needs.
Join us in celebrating the rich culture of Jeanerette while enjoying the convenience and excellence of Chronic Guru’s cannabis offerings. Customers must be 21+ to place an order.