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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Jersey Village, Texas
Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery has become a cherished cornerstone for Jersey Village, Texas residents seeking high-quality cannabis products. Nestled in the heart of the community, Chronic Guru provides a seamless experience with their discreet, legal home delivery service, accessible without a medical card. Proudly farm-to-door, our cannabis is cultivated by a third-generation grower, ensuring premium quality with each small batch. We believe in the beauty of nature; our flower is slow-cured and high in terpene content, while our edibles are lovingly crafted from scratch and verified by third-party labs.
As a family-owned business led by an American Veteran, we are deeply woven into the fabric of Jersey Village’s vibrant community. Much like the popular Jersey Meadow Golf Course, which remains a local favorite, we aim to bring a sense of pleasure and leisure to your doorstep. Our commitment to organic farming means our products are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, aligning with our community’s values of health and well-being. Contributing to the local culture, a significant portion of our proceeds goes towards keeping cannabis legal in Jersey Village.
While we continually strive for perfection, our focus remains on improving our knowledge, products, and customer service. Must be 21+ to order. Experience the unique blend of quality, passion, and community spirit with Chronic Guru.