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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Joppatowne, Maryland
Nestled in the heart of Joppatowne, Maryland, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is dedicated to serving the vibrant local community with top-quality cannabis products. In a town renowned for its scenic waterfronts, lively community events, and historic attractions, Chronic Guru prides itself on being much more than just a dispensary. We’re a part of the fabric of Joppatowne, offering residents the convenience of legally purchasing cannabis with no medical card required, delivered discreetly to their doorstep.
As a veteran-owned, family-run business, we are passionately committed to the purity of our products. Our cannabis is farm direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring an organic, high terpene profile in every small-batch, slow-cured flower we offer. Additionally, our delectable edibles are crafted from scratch and rigorously third-party lab tested for quality assurance.
We deeply appreciate the support of the Joppatowne community, and, in turn, we invest a sizable portion of our proceeds to help maintain cannabis legality throughout the area. While we are always striving for perfection, our mission remains customer-focused, with a steadfast commitment to improving our products, knowledge, and service. For enthusiastic patrons who are 21 and older, Chronic Guru offers an opportunity to explore a trusted, health-conscious way to enjoy cannabis.