Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

Explore all cannabis products

Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.

Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Kearney, Missouri

Nestled in the heart of Kearney, Missouri, Chronic Guru Dispensary and Cannabis Delivery is committed to enriching the local community. Known for its rich historical heritage, Kearney proudly hosts the Jesse James Festival, celebrating its most famous son. Chronic Guru adds a modern twist to this historic town, offering a seamless and legal way for residents 21 and over to enjoy premium cannabis without the need for a medical card.

With a direct farm connection, we offer the freshest selection from a third-generation grower. Our pride lies in our craft: small-batch, slow-cured, and high-terpene flowers that are grown organically without any preservatives, additives, or pesticides.

All of our handmade edibles undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to ensure safety and quality. We are family-owned by an American veteran and devoted to providing excellent service. A significant portion of our proceeds supports keeping cannabis legal in Missouri.

Experience the fusion of tradition and innovation with our discreet delivery service, designed to cater to your needs while continuously striving for excellence. Join the Chronic Guru family and feel the authenticity and dedication that drives us.