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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Kelso, Washington
Nestled in the heart of Kelso, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to be a cornerstone of the community’s vibrant culture. Known for its proximity to the picturesque Mount St. Helens and the serene Columbia River, Kelso boasts a rich history and scenic beauty that captivates residents and visitors alike. Here at Chronic Guru, we make it our mission to blend seamlessly into this beloved town by offering cannabis delivery directly to your door, discreetly and without the need for a medical card.
Our cannabis is sourced directly from our farm, operated by a third-generation grower, ensuring you receive the highest quality small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower. Our edibles, crafted from scratch and vetted through third-party lab testing, maintain our commitment to purity—100% organic with no preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Chronic Guru, owned by an American Veteran and his family, is passionately customer-focused and continuously improving. We dedicate a substantial portion of our proceeds to maintaining cannabis legality in Kelso. All adults aged 21 and over can trust us to deliver excellence, deeply rooted in community respect and service.