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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Kenner, Louisiana
Nestled in the vibrant heart of Kenner, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a proud testament to the spirit and culture of our community. Known for its lively Mardi Gras festivities and renowned cuisine, Kenner embraces diversity and tradition, much like Chronic Guru. We bring a touch of this cultural richness to your doorstep by offering legal cannabis delivery without the need for a medical card, underscoring our commitment to convenience and privacy.
As the farm itself, we provide farm-direct cannabis grown by a third-generation grower dedicated to quality. Our small-batch, slow-cured, high terpene flower embodies our meticulous process. All our edibles are crafted from scratch and third-party lab tested to ensure superior quality.
With 100% organic products free of preservatives and additives, you can trust Chronic Guru as a reliable part of the Kenner community. A significant portion of our proceeds supports maintaining cannabis legalization locally, reinforcing our roots in Kenner. Veteran-owned and family-operated, we focus on continual improvement in product quality and customer service. Please remember, our products are available to those aged 21 and over. Let us be your trusted partner for all your cannabis needs—serving Kenner with integrity and care.