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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Kettering, Ohio
Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a proud fixture in the heart of Kettering, Ohio, blending seamlessly into a community known for its vibrant culture and rich history. Located amidst the charm of Kettering’s Rosewood Arts Centre and the smile-inducing aroma of Bill’s Donuts, Chronic Guru takes pride in being a farm-direct provider, ensuring that all our cannabis is cultivated by a third-generation grower committed to quality.
Our small-batch, slow-cured, high terpene flower is complemented by homemade edibles, crafted from scratch for exquisite taste and peace of mind. Every product is 100% organic, free of preservatives, additives, or pesticides, and rigorously third-party lab tested.
Our delivery service offers discreet convenience, allowing Kettering residents 21+ to enjoy our offerings without the need for a medical card. With a deep commitment to keeping cannabis legal in Ohio, a significant portion of our proceeds is reinvested into this cause. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we are passionately customer-focused, continually refining our products, knowledge, and service for your satisfaction.