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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Klahanie, Washington
Nestled in the picturesque community of Klahanie, Washington, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a cannabis provider—it’s a local gem interwoven with the community’s fabric. Known for its scenic trails and family-friendly atmosphere, Klahanie is home to residents who value quality and integrity. Chronic Guru resonates with these values, offering legal cannabis delivery directly to your doorstep, no medical card required. Owned by an American veteran and his family, our ethos is rooted in trust and transparency.
As the farm itself, we take pride in offering farm-direct cannabis, cultivated by a 3rd generation grower. Our small-batch, slow-cured flowers are high in terpenes, providing an unparalleled aromatic experience. Every edible is crafted from scratch and rigorously 3rd party lab tested to ensure safety and quality. Committed to sustainability and purity, our products are 100% organic, devoid of preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Our mission extends beyond commerce, as we dedicate a portion of our profits to keeping cannabis legal in Klahanie. Although we strive for perfection, our true focus is constant improvement in products, customer service, and knowledge. Join us in savoring premium cannabis responsibly; we welcome customers aged 21 and over to become part of our growing community.