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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in La Marque, Texas
Welcome to Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery, your local partner in enhancing the La Marque, Texas lifestyle. Set against the backdrop of our vibrant community, known for its rich Texan culture and historic charm, we proudly offer farm-direct cannabis cultivated by a third-generation grower. Our commitment to excellence is evident in every small batch of slow-cured, high-terpene flower, and scratch-made edibles, all crafted with the utmost care and rigorously tested by third-party labs.
Moreover, we take pride in our organic approach, eschewing preservatives, additives, and pesticides. Whether you’re unwinding after a day at Galveston Bay or indulging in local dining favorites, rest assured that our products fit seamlessly into your life.
Owned by an American veteran and his family, our commitment goes beyond commerce; a portion of our proceeds helps preserve cannabis legality in La Marque. We deliver directly and discreetly to your door, no medical card required, provided you’re 21 or older. At Chronic Guru, we’re not perfect, but our unwavering customer focus drives continuous improvement in products, knowledge, and service. Join us in making La Marque not just a place to live, but one to thrive.