Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in La Porte, Texas
Nestled in the heart of La Porte, Texas, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique, community-focused cannabis experience that locals can truly connect with. Whether you’re enjoying a day by Sylvan Beach or exploring the rich history of the Battleship Texas, Chronic Guru ensures that high-quality cannabis is just a call away—delivered discreetly to your door, with no medical card required. As you’re indulging in local favorites like Tex-Mex cuisine or visiting the iconic San Jacinto Monument, you’ll appreciate that our products are 100% farm direct from a 3rd generation grower.
We pride ourselves on offering small batch, slow cured, high terpene flower, and our edibles are made from scratch and rigorously 3rd party lab tested for quality and safety. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we’re deeply committed to our roots and earmark a significant portion of all proceeds to support cannabis legalization in La Porte.
Emphasizing organic integrity, our offerings are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, and we are steadfastly focused on customer satisfaction—persistently refining our products, knowledge, and service. As a resident aged 21 or older, discover why Chronic Guru is more than just a dispensary; it’s a vital part of the La Porte community.
