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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in La Porte, Texas
Nestled in the vibrant community of La Porte, Texas, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique blend of quality, convenience, and community spirit. Known for its rich history and picturesque shoreline, La Porte embraces this new chapter in wellness through our discreet, legal cannabis delivery service. Our commitment to excellence is palpable in every product, from our small batch, slow-cured, high terpene flowers to our scratch-made edibles, rigorously lab-tested to ensure purity and potency.
Cultivated by a third-generation grower, our organic products contain no harmful additives or pesticides, offering a clean, natural experience that respects both body and environment. Proudly veteran-owned, we strive to serve the La Porte community, allocating a significant portion of proceeds to safeguard the legal status of cannabis locally.
Residents aged 21 and over can enjoy farm-direct products delivered straight to their doors without needing a medical card. Imperfect yet constantly evolving, we remain passionately focused on enhancing our offerings and customer service, prioritizing your satisfaction and trust. Join us in this exciting journey as we continue to grow with you, embodying the authentic heart of La Porte alongside beloved local traditions.