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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

Advocacy

Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

Customer Centric

Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Shop local, or online

Shop local, or online

Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.


Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in La Vista, Nebraska

Nestled in the heart of La Vista, Nebraska, Chronic Guru Dispensary and Cannabis Delivery is proud to serve a community that cherishes its small-town warmth with big-city perks. Known for its vibrant array of local parks and recreational events, La Vista exemplifies a perfect blend of nature and community spirit.

At Chronic Guru, we are deeply committed to enhancing this community by providing residents aged 21 and over with direct and discreet cannabis delivery. With no medical card required, our farm-direct offerings come from a proud third-generation grower who ensures high-quality, small-batch, slow-cured flowers with rich terpene profiles.

Our edibles, crafted from scratch and third-party lab tested, guarantee purity and potency, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. As an American Veteran-owned business, we take immense pride in contributing a significant portion of proceeds to sustain the legality of cannabis in La Vista.

While we continually strive for perfection, our unwavering focus remains on delivering exceptional products and service, embodying the trusted character of La Vista itself.

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