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Welcome to Chronic Guru

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Landover, Maryland

Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is more than just a place to purchase quality cannabis; it’s a staple of the Landover, Maryland community. Nestled in the heart of Prince George’s County, Landover offers a rich blend of culture and tradition, from cheering for the Washington Commanders at FedExField to savoring delicious seafood from local eateries. Chronic Guru fits seamlessly into this vibrant tapestry by providing customers with farm-direct cannabis grown by a third-generation cultivator.

Our small-batch, slow-cured flowers boast high terpene profiles, delivering unparalleled aromatics and effects. Every edible is meticulously crafted from scratch and undergoes third-party lab testing, ensuring safety and potency. Emphasizing sustainability, our products are 100% organic, devoid of preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Proudly owned by an American Veteran and his family, we reinvest a substantial portion of our proceeds into cannabis legalization efforts in Landover.

Open to those 21 and over, Chronic Guru offers discreet delivery to your doorstep without the need for a medical card. We continue to hone our craft and customer service, striving for perfection alongside our community. Welcome to a cannabis experience as genuine and vibrant as Landover itself.

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