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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Lanesville, Connecticut
Nestled in the charming town of Lanesville, Connecticut, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to be a part of your community. Located near the scenic countryside and local favorite, Sleeping Giant State Park, our service provides a seamless integration of convenience and quality for all cannabis connoisseurs. With no medical card required, anyone 21 and over can enjoy the ease of having cannabis delivered directly and discreetly to their door, connecting past memories of leisurely walks or dinner at a favorite local eatery with a new relaxation experience.
At Chronic Guru, we take pride in our roots. Our cannabis is farm direct from a third-generation grower, ensuring that each small batch is slow-cured and boasts rich terpene profiles. All products are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, demonstrating our commitment to health and purity. Our handcrafted edibles are made from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing.
As an American veteran-owned business, we not only prioritize exceptional customer service but also reinvest a substantial portion of profits into maintaining the legality of cannabis in Lanesville. While we continuously strive to improve our offerings and service, our dedication to the community remains unwavering. Join us in celebrating both the rich heritage of Lanesville and the vibrant future of cannabis.