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Welcome to Chronic Guru

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Advocacy

At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Customer Centric

Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Laplace, Louisiana

Discover the essence of community and quality with Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery, nestled in the heart of Laplace, Louisiana. Known for its rich Cajun and Creole heritage, Laplace is no stranger to celebrating the tapestry of local culture, whether it’s enjoying the flavors of a crawfish boil or attending the annual Andouille Festival. Chronic Guru seamlessly weaves itself into this vibrant community by offering a direct link to premium, farm-direct cannabis, cultivated by a third-generation grower.

Our cannabis delivery service brings discreet, high-quality products right to your door—no medical card required. Embrace the assurance of our 100% organic offerings, free from preservatives and pesticides. Our small-batch, slow-cured flower boasts high terpene profiles, while our scratch-made edibles undergo rigorous third-party lab testing for peace of mind.

Proudly veteran-owned, we prioritize exceptional customer service and continuous improvement, striving to serve those 21 and over with unparalleled dedication. By choosing us, you’re not only indulging in superior cannabis but also supporting our mission to keep cannabis legal in Laplace, solidifying its place in the community you love.

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