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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Lincolnia, Virginia
Nestled in the vibrant community of Lincolnia, Virginia, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a testament to high-quality, farm-to-door cannabis.
Experience the ease of having cannabis delivered discreetly and legally to your home, no medical card required. Proudly grown by a third-generation farmer, our small-batch, slow-cured flowers promise high terpene content, offering exceptional aroma and potency. Just a stone’s throw from beloved local spots like Holmes Run Park, Chronic Guru is woven into the fabric of Lincolnia’s diverse culture.
Our edibles are crafted from scratch, ensuring a delicious and safe experience, backed by rigorous third-party lab testing.
Being an American Veteran-owned family business, we prioritize the community by funneling a portion of proceeds to maintain cannabis legality in Lincolnia—empowering local freedom.
Committed to quality, all our products are 100% organic and free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides. We may not be perfect, but our focus is unwavering—constantly enhancing our products, knowledge, and service to better serve you.
Join us on this journey to elevate your experience; all customers must be 21+. Let Chronic Guru be a cherished part of your Lincolnia lifestyle.