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Welcome to Chronic Guru

Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More

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At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.

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Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.

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Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.

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Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms

Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.

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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.

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Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Lompoc, California

Nestled in the heart of Lompoc, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is not just a cannabis provider but a cherished part of the local community. Known for its vibrant flower fields and celebrated wine culture, Lompoc holds a spirit of authenticity and uniqueness that Chronic Guru echoes through its offerings.

As a direct-from-farm dispensary, we are proud to bring high-quality cannabis products directly to your doorstep, legally and discreetly, with no medical card needed. Our cannabis is cultivated with care by a third-generation grower, ensuring small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower that truly stands out.

Our scratch-made edibles are thoroughly third-party lab tested, guaranteeing purity and quality, and everything we offer is 100% organic with no additives or pesticides.

Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we dedicate a portion of our proceeds to maintaining the legality of cannabis in Lompoc, emphasizing our commitment to the community. We are customer-focused, always improving our products, knowledge, and service for those aged 21 and over. Experience the difference with Chronic Guru, where community, quality, and dedication grow together.

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