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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Madera Acres, California
Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is proud to serve the vibrant community of Madera Acres, California, located just a stone’s throw from the bustling city of Fresno. Nestled in this charming area, our farm-direct cannabis offerings resonate with the agricultural heart of Madera, known for its rich farming heritage. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we deliver high-quality, 100% organic cannabis directly and discreetly to your door without the need for a medical card, ensuring convenience and accessibility for residents aged 21 and up.
Our exceptional products are a reflection of local pride, with small batch, slow cured, high terpene flowers nurtured by a third-generation grower. Our edibles, crafted from scratch and rigorously third-party lab tested, assure consistent quality and safety. A significant portion of our proceeds supports the ongoing legality of cannabis in Madera Acres, demonstrating our commitment to the community. We are deeply dedicated to continually improving our products, knowledge, and customer service, believing that while we may not be perfect, our focus remains on the satisfaction of our valued customers.
Discover the difference at Chronic Guru, where tradition meets innovation against the picturesque backdrop of California’s cherished landscapes, and experience cannabis that truly feels like home.