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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Madera, California
Nestled in the heart of Madera, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery stands as a beacon for the local community, offering residents an unparalleled, farm-direct cannabis experience. Just as Madera is known for its vibrant agricultural landscape and rich history, Chronic Guru embraces this spirit by bringing small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene cannabis straight from our third-generation farm to your doorsteps.
Residents can enjoy the convenience of discreet delivery without needing a medical card, allowing the 21+ community to explore our range of 100% organic products. Whether you’re out enjoying the Fresno River Trail or savoring local wine at Quady Winery, rest assured that our edibles, made from scratch and lab-tested, hold the promise of purity with no preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
Veteran-owned and family-run, our mission at Chronic Guru extends beyond quality; we dedicate a significant portion of proceeds to support the ongoing legality of cannabis in Madera. Understanding and nurturing our customers is at the heart of what we do. While we may not be perfect, our commitment to improving our products, knowledge, and service remains unwavering. Join us in cultivating a community enriched by trust and authenticity.