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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oakdale, California
Nestled in the heart of Oakdale, California, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is dedicated to integrating seamlessly with the community’s rich culture and vibrant history. Enjoy the charm of Oakdale, famed as the Cowtown of California, while embracing our quality cannabis products delivered legally and discreetly to your doorstep. With no medical card required, our service caters to residents 21 and older, blending Oakdale’s pastoral roots with modern convenience.
At Chronic Guru, we pride ourselves on cultivating an exceptional cannabis experience, as we are the farm—offering farm-direct products from a third-generation grower. Our commitment to small batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower ensures unparalleled quality. Every edible is crafted from scratch, meticulously third-party lab tested to guarantee safety and potency.
Owned by an American veteran and his family, Chronic Guru is deeply rooted in community values. We allocate a significant portion of our proceeds to preserving cannabis legality in Oakdale, showcasing our unwavering commitment to the town’s well-being.
Our products are 100% organic, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides, prioritizing your health and the environment. While we strive for perfection, our focus remains on continually improving our offerings, knowledge, and customer service, ensuring that our neighbors in Oakdale receive the best cannabis products available.