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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
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Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oakdale, Louisiana
Nestled in the heart of Oakdale, Louisiana, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is a pillar of the community, offering more than just cannabis; we offer a tradition rooted in passion and care. Situated near the exuberant Louisiana countryside, our farm-direct products come from a proud 3rd generation grower.
Oakdale, known for its warmth and vibrant culture, finds a new friend in Chronic Guru, providing discreet, door-to-door cannabis delivery without the need for a medical card. Our small-batch, slow-cured flowers boast high terpene content, ensuring the highest quality for enthusiasts of legal cannabis aged 21 and above. Each of our handcrafted edibles is meticulously made from scratch and 3rd party lab tested, guaranteeing purity and peace of mind.
As a veteran-owned family business, our roots are deep within the community, supporting local efforts to keep cannabis legal in our beloved Oakdale. With 100% organic products free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides, we continue to prioritize customer satisfaction by constantly refining our offerings. Whether you’re passing by or calling Oakdale home, Chronic Guru is here, connecting, engaging, and growing with you.