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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strain Types
Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oakton, Virginia
Nestled in the heart of Oakton, Virginia, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery brings a touch of local pride to the cannabis industry—delivering unique, organic products right to your doorstep, no medical card needed. As a community that cherishes its picturesque parks and the lively Oak Marr Rec Center, Oakton residents can enjoy the convenience of farm-direct cannabis from our third-generation growers, blending seamlessly into the backdrop of our vibrant local culture.
Our small-batch, slow-cured flowers are cultivated with precision and are high in terpenes, ensuring a premium experience with every use. Edibles are crafted meticulously from scratch and undergo rigorous third-party lab testing to guarantee quality and safety.
Proudly owned by an American Veteran and his family, Chronic Guru reinvests a significant portion of its proceeds into keeping cannabis legal in Oakton. Our community is at the core of all we do, and we’re honored to serve the citizens of Oakton with 100% organic products, free from preservatives, additives, or pesticides.
For residents aged 21 and over, explore our offerings and discover a customer-focused service that continually strives to enhance its products, knowledge, and delivery experience. Chronic Guru is more than a dispensary—we’re a part of Oakton’s fabric, uniting traditional values with modern needs.