Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
Strains By Flavor and Aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oakville, Missouri
Nestled in the heart of Oakville, Missouri, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery is an integral part of our vibrant community. Known for the stunning views of the Mississippi River and the local charm of Bee Tree Park, Oakville is a place of pride, and we mirror that pride in our offerings. We celebrate the culture and community spirit of Oakville with farm-direct cannabis, cultivated by a third-generation grower, ensuring unparalleled quality from our fields to your doorstep—no medical card required.
Our products are thoughtfully crafted from high terpene, slow-cured flower, reflecting our commitment to small-batch excellence. Our edibles are made from scratch, 100% organic, and third-party lab-tested, prioritizing safety and satisfaction for our customers aged 21 and over.
Rooted in transparency, a significant portion of our proceeds supports keeping cannabis legal in Oakville, preserving your rights and our shared future. Owned by an American Veteran and family, we value connection, constantly refining our knowledge and service to meet your needs. We’re not perfect, but we’re wholeheartedly committed to you, our neighbors, and our beloved Oakville.
