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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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Strains By Flavor and aroma*
*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oceano, California
Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery proudly serves the vibrant community of Oceano, California, a charming town known for its stunning dunes and rich cultural heritage. Imagine enjoying your favorite local dish and pairing it with some of our farm-direct cannabis, grown by a third-generation cultivator. Our process emphasizes quality, with small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower ensuring the most exquisite experience.
Delivering cannabis directly to your door, we offer convenience and discretion without requiring a medical card. Our edibles are meticulously crafted from scratch and subjected to rigorous third-party lab testing, ensuring quality and safety.
We stand by our commitment to sustainability and transparency with 100% organic products free of preservatives, additives, or pesticides. Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we contribute a significant portion of our proceeds to ensuring cannabis remains legal in Oceano.
While we may not be perfect, our relentless focus on customer satisfaction, constant improvement in products, knowledge, and service set us apart. Discover cannabis done right, and become a part of the Chronic Guru family today. You must be 21+ to join this journey with us.