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Welcome to Chronic Guru
Your Source for Farm Direct Cannabis & More
Advocacy
At Chronic Guru, we’re not just a dispensary; we’re a force for change. We fight to keep mom-and-pop shops and home grow legal nationwide, challenging monopolies for a fair cannabis industry. Join our mission for inclusivity and justice.
Customer Centric
Your journey is unique, and so are your cannabis needs. We’re here to listen, understand, and guide you to the right products. Our experts are dedicated to providing personalized recommendations and education, ensuring you find exactly what you’re looking for.
Shop local, or online
Enjoy the convenience of online shopping with safe, discreet, and fast shipping, or visit us in person for a unique experience. Tour our 5-acre indoor organic cannabis farm, open daily, and witness the quality and care that goes into every product.
Fox News Visits Chronic Guru Farms
Video Above: Fox News visits Chronic Guru farms as Patrick O’Brien and his team prepare to fight monopolies, championing small businesses and high-quality cannabis products.
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*This info is sourced from our clients and is not a substitute for professional medical advice. Seek the advice of a health professional before using cannabis for a medical condition.
Explore all cannabis products
Cannabis products come in all shapes, sizes, flavors, aromas and effects. Use Chronic Guru’s product finder tool for the best results on your desired experience.
Discover Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery in Oceanside, New York
Nestled in the vibrant community of Oceanside, New York, Chronic Guru Dispensary & Cannabis Delivery offers a unique blend of quality, convenience, and community spirit. We pride ourselves on providing farm-direct cannabis from a third-generation grower, ensuring our small-batch, slow-cured, high-terpene flower boasts unparalleled quality. Our 100% organic products are free from preservatives, additives, and pesticides, reflecting our commitment to purity and excellence.
Imagine savoring a perfectly crafted, lab-tested edible, knowing it’s made from scratch with care and expertise. At Chronic Guru, our offerings are more than just products; they represent our dedication to the Oceanside community, with a significant portion of proceeds supporting the ongoing legality of cannabis right here at home.
Owned by an American Veteran and his family, we understand the importance of trust and transparency. We deliver discreetly to your door, no medical card required, to those aged 21 and up. Whether you’re enjoying a leisurely stroll at the Oceanside Marine Nature Study Area or sampling local delicacies at a nearby eatery, know that we are continually focused on enhancing our products, knowledge, and service to better serve you, our cherished community.